What is Fuck Me On A Mountain In Switzerland?
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An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
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1. a guy that has not successfully had sex in months, but has
fingered more girls within that time span than in his 8th grade year.
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