Fuck Me On A Mountain In Switzerland

What is Fuck Me On A Mountain In Switzerland?

1.

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

See switzerland, fuck, frustrated, pregnant, birth control, european

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