What is Fuck Me On A Mountain In Switzerland?
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An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
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To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.
I timed my Des Moines Surprise ..
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a guy that nuts on his keyboard while cyber sexing web cams
Chris is a keyboard nutter
See cyber sex, jerk off..
