Fuck Me Sideways!

What is Fuck Me Sideways!?


1.

Used when:

a) One is in a difficult situation.

b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.

c) Has hurt themselves.

An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)

Examples:

a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"

b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"

c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"

"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"

See sex, fuck, sideways, kangaroo


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