What is Fuck Me With A Ragman's Trumpet?


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Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

See fuck a duck, bugger me, bloody hell


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