Fuck Monkey

What is Fuck Monkey?

1.

A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.

Used as a very simple scale:

Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.

Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).

Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.

Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.

See minx, nymph, nympho, cock juggler

2.

A way of calling some one stupid or a sex slave.

You stupid fuck monkey.

Hes my little fuck monkey.

3.

A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.

When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.

See Heather

4.

to fuck like crazy, screaming and bouning around.

When Sally discovered her vibrator, she was like a fuck monkey without a cage!

See gettin busy, desire

5.

Someone who acts at an extrodinare act of monkeyness while instating sexual intercourse.

"Jana was such a Fuck Monkey last night in bed!"

See fuck, monkey, sex, hard, fucking, sexy, shit, ass

6.

a jerk, someone who has done something mean or rude.

sarah: he broke up with you? what a fuck monkey!

See jerk, downer, bitch, rude, mean

7.

a girlfriend who wont take no for an answer

dude shayon and shahins girlfriend are acting like major fuck monkies

See aurash

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