What is Fuck Monkey?
1.
A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.
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2.
A way of calling some one stupid or a sex slave.
You stupid fuck monkey.
Hes my little fuck monkey.
3.
A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.
When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.
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4.
to fuck like crazy, screaming and bouning around.
When Sally discovered her vibrator, she was like a fuck monkey without a cage!
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5.
Someone who acts at an extrodinare act of monkeyness while instating sexual intercourse.
"Jana was such a Fuck Monkey last night in bed!"
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6.
a jerk, someone who has done something mean or rude.
sarah: he broke up with you? what a fuck monkey!
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7.
a girlfriend who wont take no for an answer
dude shayon and shahins girlfriend are acting like major fuck monkies
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