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Catastrophically ineffective catchphrase coined by second rate footballer come ex-gladiator presenter John Fashanu, currently dwindling ..
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Diarrhoea that leaves splashes all round the lavatory bowl.
'Looks like a bad case of dazzysplats to me'
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A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.
I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped ..
