What is Fuck Puppet?
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A Fuck-Puppet is someone who is being completely manipulated and used by the will and behavior of someone else in the most demoralising manner for either persons benefit.
"Did you see how she just lied in court?" "What a total Fuck Puppet!"
"That Dirty Little Fuck-Puppet won't stab me in the back!"
"Your just doing all his dirty work, your his Fuck-Puppet!"
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Person you just use for sex, have no feelings for, and possibly share with your friends.
Emma?? No man she my boy's fuck puppet, we've all had a go!!
3.
Phrase coined by author Christopher Moore to refer to a female companion whose sole contribution to a relationship is the provision of sexual gratification. Can also refer to a male. Implies that, apart from looking good and having sex, the person has no other redeeming qualities.
"Fuck puppets. Every one of them has an apartment that some older executive guy is paying for - just like he paid for the health-club membership and the fake tits. They spend their days getting facials and manicures, and their nights under some suit out of his suit."
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"So they're like mistresses?" Charlie said. "Like in Europe?"
"I suppose," Ray said. "But did you ever get the impression that mistresses worked this hard to look good? I think fuck puppet is more accurate, because when they get too old to hold the attention of their guy, they've got nothing more going. They'll be done, like marionettes with no one at the strings."
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A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.
Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.
Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.
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A term to describe someone you love fucking, repeatedly. Often considered to be a demoralizing term, I believe we can take it back. I am proud to be a fuck puppet.
Used in the television series Six Feet Under
Nate: This is Brenda, my girlfriend.
Brenda: I prefer the term fuck puppet.
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As a puppet is controlled by the hand inserted in it, the fuck puppet is controlled by the cock in the same manner. A fuck puppet would be a cock junkie who would do whatever the person feeding her fix wished without question.
"Do you think Jannie will let Mark cruise with us to the strip club?"
"Shit, she's just his little fuck puppet! He could bring one of the strippers home for a threesome if he wanted!"
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A toy used to create sexual pleasure with only one person. It can aid one's quest in masturbation and can look like anything from a dildoed dick to a gorilla's finger. Fuck puppets can also be used to practice having sex with, so when the time comes, your a pro.
Lynda always uses her fuck puppet since no guy will fuck her themselves.
