Fuck Tab

What is Fuck Tab?


1.

See pop tab

The top of a soda/pop/coke can given to someone indicating that the giver would like to fuck the receiver. If the receiver returns it to the giver, the giver owes them a sexual favor.

Jamie: Hey, Jane, why'd you give Dick that pop tab?

Jane: It's a fuck tab, Jamie.

Dick: Hey, Jane *gives her the tab* In my car after school?

Jane: Sounds great!

Jamie: o.o

Child: "Mommy, why do you have all these coke tabs in a jar?"

Mother: "Oh...no reason..." *calmly takes jar from child and hides it*

See pop tab, tab, fuck, coke, soda


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