Fuck Taylors

What is Fuck Taylors?

1.

Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.

For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...

I fucken puked all over those kelly green Fuck Taylors that I bought in Germany. Ruined!

See shoes, sneakers, converse, chuck taylor, keds, vans

2.

Cheap, imitation Converse Chuck Taylor shoes. Worn by the nasties and mentally handicapped.

"Man, I remember when Chuck Taylors only cost $5.00."

"Well, these Fuck Taylors were only $10.00."

"Yeah, that's because Wal-Mart rolls back prices."

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