Fuck The Dog Edit Meaning

1.

To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.

Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day

See tx

2.

Relaxing by doing as little as possible. Generally one might watch TV, eat and nap.

See Alex

3.

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

See fart around, fuck up, goof off, loaf, screw the pooch

4.

To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.

Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.

See fucking, fucked, the dog, fucks, fuck

5.

Riding Greyhound or any other bus lines.

" I can't afford plane tickets so I guess I'll fuck the dog."

See fuck, dog, the, fucking, bus

6.

screwing the pooch. giving the dog a bone.

From the movie "Sid and Nancy":

SID: "I was so bored once, I fucked a dog."