Fuck Trumpet

What is Fuck Trumpet?


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A thick tart who likes the taste but is not presentable to your mates. (Mentally, cos physically they would. Wouldn't they? I did!

My last shag was a bit of a fuck trumpet so I had to dump her as soon as she opened her mouth. (What a shame.)


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