Fuck Up Boots

What is Fuck Up Boots?

1.

helps you find a way to stomp on your dick while trying to receive communion at church.

Also: Cant do ANYTHING

ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.

ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage

Dude, Rich... You cant sneak check into that goddamn door, because... no.. i dont give a fuck about your sneaking boots.. you cant sneak a door open as if your Fuck Up Boots werent on... cuz they clearly are.. im gonna fucking kill you..... fuck... you rolled a fucking 3 and now im gonna kill you...

See richie, boots, fuck, up, dnd, sneak
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