What is Fuck Up Boots?
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helps you find a way to stomp on your dick while trying to receive communion at church.
Also: Cant do ANYTHING
ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.
ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage
Dude, Rich... You cant sneak check into that goddamn door, because... no.. i dont give a fuck about your sneaking boots.. you cant sneak a door open as if your Fuck Up Boots werent on... cuz they clearly are.. im gonna fucking kill you..... fuck... you rolled a fucking 3 and now im gonna kill you...
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An Angry Dick. Anytime your buddy is acting like a total dick.
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A messy facial that is delivered upon an "individual" by six or more men. This started out as a woman but changed to individu..
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having sex with a chair...
Guy 1: How was your weekend?
Guy 2: Not Good
Guy 1: Why
Guy 2: Steve Came Over
Guy 1: What's so bad..
