What is Fuck Up Boots?
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helps you find a way to stomp on your dick while trying to receive communion at church.
Also: Cant do ANYTHING
ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.
ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage
Dude, Rich... You cant sneak check into that goddamn door, because... no.. i dont give a fuck about your sneaking boots.. you cant sneak a door open as if your Fuck Up Boots werent on... cuz they clearly are.. im gonna fucking kill you..... fuck... you rolled a fucking 3 and now im gonna kill you...
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a cheap excuse for an unnecessary gift for your girlfriend, when in reality....you're going to steal it from her in her sleep and m..
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to be constipated when on vacation.
"Dude - after a week of Vegas buffets, I cant belive that you still have vacastipation!"
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