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When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.
He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.
Logistically, it was har..
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Taking a siesta while running vulnerability scans in an IT environment.
Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!
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When you cum inside of a pussy or asshole and suck your own cum out.
Oh man we got so freaky I hungry dave'd her pussy
See dave, ..
