What is Fuck You Day?
1.
The day of the week when you do whatever it is that you like.
"Hey Joe, Want to work today?" - Joe's Boss
"Hmmm... What is today, Oh it's Saturday, Fuck You."
"Bill, would you please clean your room?" - Bill's Mom
"With all good intentions mom, It's Fuck You Day, so Fuck You." - Bill
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2.
November 10.
Greet everyone with a fuck you and some homemade itching powder down their pants.
To everyone who's been asking for it: watch yourself on this day.
To everyone who's been asked for it: go ahead, knock your socks off.
A sacred holiday. Do not fuck with Fuck You Day.
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