Fuck You Day

What is Fuck You Day?


1.

The day of the week when you do whatever it is that you like.

"Hey Joe, Want to work today?" - Joe's Boss

"Hmmm... What is today, Oh it's Saturday, Fuck You."

"Bill, would you please clean your room?" - Bill's Mom

"With all good intentions mom, It's Fuck You Day, so Fuck You." - Bill

See fuck you, fuck you day, saturday, labor day

2.

November 10.

Greet everyone with a fuck you and some homemade itching powder down their pants.

To everyone who's been asking for it: watch yourself on this day.

To everyone who's been asked for it: go ahead, knock your socks off.

A sacred holiday. Do not fuck with Fuck You Day.

See fuck, you, day, november, ten


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