Fuck Your Couch Edit Meaning

1.

To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick Jamesutterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwnRick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.

Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.

Rick: Fuck your couch!

Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.

Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!

See fuck, your, couch, rick, james, darkness

2.

The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.

Cynnamon: You are such a whore!

Mary: Well fuck your couch!

Cynnamon: .... What?

See fuck, your, couch, random, argument

3.

From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.

Ex:

- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.

- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."

See fuck, your, couch, dave chappelle, rick james

4.

slang use for: "you've got to be kidding"

Boss: "I need that report by 10 am"

Reply: "Sir, fuck your couch"

See fuck it, screw it, no way, nyet

5.

To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.

Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!