What is Fuckcomet?
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a person, generally male, that fits into the category of jock, moron, wannabe, and/or date rapist; i.e., any person that is so convinced that they are cool that watching them get fucked up the ass by a comet would be an extremely entertaining experience.
Nice popped collar, fuckcomet. Why don't you try wearing your ballcap straight on your head, instead of looking like a fucking idiot. Maybe if you dressed better you'd get laid. What's that? No Rohypnol left? Oh, too bad.
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