What is Fuckduck?
1.
friend of the opposite sex that you fuck when ever you need to like a fuck buddy
i can't believe she dumped me. i need to call my fuckduck to make myself not want to kill myself.
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2.
An object (it can be anything) that friends compete over. Men give it to who had the most sex in one night, and women give it to whomever had sex in the most unusual place. Usually the compititon goes on between only two good, trusting friends. Contrary to poular beleif, it was not made up by just any random person. The first fuckduck was actually a ceramic goose, but goose doesn't rhyme with fuck.
Girl1: Central Park!
Girl2: ...
Girl1: *takes fuckduck and leaves*
Girl2: Damn! I had trolly for that fuckduck!
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3.
a word i just now made up that sounds funny, basically use it as an insult some siynonyms for it are: asshole, fucker, shithead, dickhead, etc.
shut the fuck up you dumbass fuckduck.
