What is Fucked Hair?
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When you go to a small salon and pay a decent amount to get your hair done and later you find out the idiots who didn't finish beauty school. Basically, when your hair is so far ruined that only shaving it off will fix it.
victim: Shit! They made me pay for this fucked hair!
bystander: What the hell is wrong with your hair? It's pixied now!
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A pseudonym for the Common Badger (Meles meles). "strange individual" i.e. not what one was expecting
See also Alan Sheareran..