What is Fucked Up Like Jerry's Kids?


1.

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

See pissy drunk, fubar


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