What is Fuckeyed?
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To be extremely drunk. Term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.
Sarah downed an entire glass of straight rum and was totally fuckeyed for the rest of the night.
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One who harvests penises.
You're a penis farmer.
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When a date ditches you to go hang with another guy/girl.
Guy #1: My girl totally left me at prom to dance with Generic Dumb Jock!
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