What is Fuckface?
1.
a person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind. Otherwise, if he is a friend, this is a compliment
I can't believe you, you are such a fuckface.
hey fuckface!!
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2.
a friendly reference to a friend, or a slang term used to describe someone you don't paticularly care for.
"hey whats up fuckface?" or
"yeah whatever you say, fuckface."
3.
A person with penises for eyes. Very inconvenient, as you can imagine, but perhaps they could be of use in the porn industry.
My friend Kevin once said to me, in a fit of drunken stupidity, "Dude, I wish my eyes were penises!"
Lo and behold, the fates decided to agree with his request and grant it in the most hideous manner possible, for when he awoke the next day, instead of gazing at the ceiling above him, an inflamed phallus emerged from each eyelid.
He soon found himself standing on street corners, destitude and holding up a cardboard sign that read "Please be my friend" while civilians passed by and laughed, for he couldn't hide his erections, and when limp, his new penis-eyes looked hideous as ever. Kevin sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.
Truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: Be careful what you wish for!
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4.
One hell of a stupid fucker.
An ugly dumbass prick.
Hey fuckface, you got a face like a fuck!
5.
a great term for that "special someone" show them that you care, and you love them.
I love you fuckface.
hey fuckface i love you.
fuckface you rck muh' sox.
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6.
Someone who is so ugly or so messed up you have no other word to describe them
Dude look at that Fuckface
7.
A friendly gesture to a friend or family symbolising love or attraction.
"Hey, fuckface. How are you today ?"
