What is Fuckface Pirate?
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similar to the original definition of fuckface, accept for the fact in this case, you only have one penis for an eye while you wear a patch over the missing penis/eye.
you roll up in your car to a stranger and cover one eye with your right hand and point your index fingure of your left hand at the stranger in front of your other eye. then, you simply ask the person "guess what i am". he confesses he doesnt know. you then say "no, guess!". when he gets frusturated and gives up, you then say "I'm a fuckface pirate, DUH!" then peel off into the night.
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a guy who likes to party
hey man, you´re a real fiesterino..
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A Gappin Mule is When a Man is Fucking A Donkey in the ass and his wife, girlfriend or whore is getting it from the Donkey.
Gappin mule..
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When the bathroom has its own humidity and the odor of piss is in the air.
When walking into a public restroom and as soon as you open ..
