What is Fuckface Pirate?
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similar to the original definition of fuckface, accept for the fact in this case, you only have one penis for an eye while you wear a patch over the missing penis/eye.
you roll up in your car to a stranger and cover one eye with your right hand and point your index fingure of your left hand at the stranger in front of your other eye. then, you simply ask the person "guess what i am". he confesses he doesnt know. you then say "no, guess!". when he gets frusturated and gives up, you then say "I'm a fuckface pirate, DUH!" then peel off into the night.
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think about it.... a guy fingering a girl with two fingers in the vagina and one finger in the butthole. normally your pointer and your ..
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an illness where the male genitalia becomes abnormally large.
his dick was so thick it was like he had elephantitous or something..
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When something is way beyond the normal limits.
The amount of political commentators on television is re-goddamn-diculous.
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