Fucking Americans

What is Fucking Americans?


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'fucking americans' is a phrase exchanged between irish people after a meeting with an american.

EXAMPLE ONE

fucking american - 'heeeeeyy, or yoo guys ah-rish? ah thought yoo guys were all red haired and short'

irish guy 1 - 'no, were japanese.'

irish guy 2 - 'youre thinking of leprechauns, theyre fictional creatures, like fairys and michael jackson'

f.a. - (not listening) 'aww aint that sweet? hey did someone say sweet? i need a twinky! better waddle my fat lycra-d ass over to the "mart"'

irish guy 1 - 'fucking americans'

irish guy 2 - *chin*

EXAMPLE TWO

fucking american - 'hey can you guys get to the states without going to london first?'

irish guy - 'can you get to europe without going to canada first?'

irish guy - (under breath) 'fucking americans'

EXAMPLE THREE

a woman walks into an airport lobby. she is wearing a multicoloured hawaiian shirt, grey sweat pants, a straw hat, big gaudy glasses, has a tangle of grey hair and is about the size of a small hippopautamaus. she sits down and spills her neighbours' drink, and takes up three seats.

irish guy - 'fucking americans'

EXAMPLE FOUR

'aluminum'

'fucking americans'

See fat, loud, abrasive, self centered, shallow, stupid, arrogant


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