What is Fucking Americans?
1.
'fucking americans' is a phrase exchanged between irish people after a meeting with an american.
EXAMPLE ONE
fucking american - 'heeeeeyy, or yoo guys ah-rish? ah thought yoo guys were all red haired and short'
irish guy 1 - 'no, were japanese.'
irish guy 2 - 'youre thinking of leprechauns, theyre fictional creatures, like fairys and michael jackson'
f.a. - (not listening) 'aww aint that sweet? hey did someone say sweet? i need a twinky! better waddle my fat lycra-d ass over to the "mart"'
irish guy 1 - 'fucking americans'
irish guy 2 - *chin*
EXAMPLE TWO
fucking american - 'hey can you guys get to the states without going to london first?'
irish guy - 'can you get to europe without going to canada first?'
irish guy - (under breath) 'fucking americans'
EXAMPLE THREE
a woman walks into an airport lobby. she is wearing a multicoloured hawaiian shirt, grey sweat pants, a straw hat, big gaudy glasses, has a tangle of grey hair and is about the size of a small hippopautamaus. she sits down and spills her neighbours' drink, and takes up three seats.
irish guy - 'fucking americans'
EXAMPLE FOUR
'aluminum'
'fucking americans'
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