Fucking Baptism

What is Fucking Baptism?


1.

the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman in labor and cumming on the baby's face.

derivatives:

bacon baptism - one of the participants is a pig

barking baptism - one of the participants is a dog

holy fucking baptism - one of the participants is a member of a religious order.

premeditated fucking baptism - the man inpregnated the woman with the intention of engaging in this act.

I love the pregnant ladies. When they're birthin' you can fit all kinds of stuff up in there. Give little miss a fucking baptism!

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