Fucking By The Book

What is Fucking By The Book?

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Having sex by doing it by the book: the way porn stars everywhere seem to have a generic routine to fuck each other nowadays.

First: boob tease

2nd: Blow Job

3rd: Girl Strips

4th: Eating out the girl

5: Hardcore Sex

6th: Spanking

7th: Jizzing in her face as you beat off

Girl: So how do you wanna do this baby?

Boy: Let's start fucking by the book from now on.

Girl: What book? The Kama Sutra?

Boy: No, the way they keep doing it in my porn.

Girl: WTF??? wait. ok...

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