What is Fucking Close To Water?


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A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.

Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.

It's fucking close to water. "

See beer, monty python, american, canoe, sex, fucking, water


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