Fucking The Dog Edit Meaning

1.

Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?

Kevin: Fucking the dog.

2.

When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.

The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!

3.

What GW Bush does at the whitehouse.

Good thing he got Rummy to run things, now he can get busy with the dog fucking

4.

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.

See fuck the dog, fucking off, wasting time, fuck

5.

(V) When somebody places a cold (or warm)glass on a table without the use of a coaster.

Hey! Stop Fucking the dog, i just got it waxed.

See fuck, dog, drink, plastic wrap, icy mike

6.

After finishing all the tasks at a job for that particular day, but still having time before the end of your shift, a person will hide or do something non-productive until the shift ends.

Bill: "Where have you been hiding?"

Joe: "Well i got all my work done, but i can't punch out for another hour. I'm just fucking the dog."

Bill: "Yeah it looks like it."

See fuck the dog, fucked the dog

7.

while playing golf, hacking away in the rough or sand

What are you doing in the sand Richie?

"Fucking the dog"

See golf, hacking, sand trap, rough