Fucking-useless Edit Meaning

1. Dude has a hat made of pure butter. He and Miotchoften go to see SideburnZwhen he is out of the closet with his grandpa sock. Alphabean ..

1. Going to the bar and snagging any chick that gets caught in the line. Once they're snagged in the line, there is no throwing back. ..

1. When you are caught in the difficult situation of wanting to do a fart, but not being entirely sure that you may crap your pants first. ..