Fuckjunk

What is Fuckjunk?


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1.Frivolous purchases made during a recession.

2. Marital aids

1. My wife wanted to purchase platinum grills for her chihuahuas, but I said, "biiiitch pleeease...don't go wastin' my good money on that fuckjunk"

2. When me and my girl have sex, we always pull out our big bucket of fuckjunk. You know...porno's, lube, condoms, vibrators and other marital aid type shit.

See condoms, rubbers, sex, sex toys, dildos


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