Fucklympics

What is Fucklympics?


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Similar to the Olympics, but the events include such activities as sodomy, skull fucking, anal fisting, bestiality, and autofellatio.

"I vowed never to participate in the Fucklympics after what happened to me last year... I'd much rather just be a spectator this time."

See romance, hip to be square, candlelit dinner


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