Fuckmuffins

What is Fuckmuffins?


1.

fuckmuffins (n.)-

1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.

2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.

3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.

Harry: "Hey Bro! How was New Year's Day brunch with the family?"

Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"

Harry: "You Dawg!"

Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"

Nick: "No, when is it due?"

Jacob:"Tomorrow..."

Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"

Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"

Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"

See fuck, sex, illicit, spooning, nate

2.

A word used when you don't quite know what to say or are just downright pissed off

Derived from the word Fuck

AH! FUCKMUFFINS!

See fuck, muffins, jesus, omb, wtf


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