What is Fuckometer?
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A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.
Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"
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a persons anus
"dude, I will kick you in your turd dispenser"
See turd, ass, anus..
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When someone tries to pass as heterosexual (married, kids, etc.) but everything about them screams homosexual. Perhaps the person knows..
