Fuckometer

What is Fuckometer?


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A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."

Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

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