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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
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the name elk township is actually literally derived from the word "hickville"
"Hey wanna go to Elk Township?"
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The elapsed time of a conversation before the subject turns to Adolf Hitler, in much the same way a high-performance car is evaluated at..