Fucksheath

What is Fucksheath?


1.

A synonym of the word condom, which is a rubber *sock* which covers your cock while fucking. The most commonly used method on contraception after anus as it can be hidden in many places such as:

1)in pant pockets

2)in shirt pockets

3)in coat pockets

4)in wallets

5)in shoes

6)under a cap

7)between the penis and the testicles(for a male

8)between beaver-flaps(labii)

9)in a condom box

10)in your mouth

11)already on your penis.

A fucksheath can also be used in many other uses other than a contraceptive, such as:

1)a jizz-bucket

2)a baloon

3)a water baloon

4)a hat

5)a projectile

6)a term paper

Jane:"Did you bring the fucksheath?"

Joe:"Dammit!FML."

Jack:"Why are you walking funny like that, John?"

John:"I've got my fucksheath already on my cock in case shit happens."

Jack: "Don't worry. Sally wouldn't actually take a dump on your dick, man."

John:"..."

See cock, condom, fuck, hat, car, spare tire


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