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Any bed that has foam and air in it and when you adjust it to 60 degrees you get the zero gravity position like nasa astronauts.
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Where you're desperate to swear, but can't form the words, and so use the first thing that pops into your head.
"Pobum&q..
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When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.
Man, I was almost finis..