What is Fuckstickistan?
1.
The physical/geographic origin of people who are
"What's the weather like in Fuckstickistan? (You fuckstick)" "He was so busy figuring out how to get back to Fuckstickistan, I couldn't get his attention to order my beer."
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2.
A nation so stupid it doesn't even care how much it is lied to, so long as the lies are excuses to kill someone with desired resources instead of being about oral sex.
Mr. Bush, appointed president of Fuckstickistan, has given the public the lies it so desperately wanted to excuse an invasion of Iraq. W00t.