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A statistical probability percieved to be large at birth which shrinks over time.
The chance of becoming (Idol Contestant) Adam Lambert..
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One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it
Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today..
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to be the first person to have sex with a virgin
I am so happy i had original jurisdiction on this fine-ass-bitch!..