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An ass so badley burned by the sun that it flakes like a croissant.
" I need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up..
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Whenever it smells like pot, blame it on the Mary Fairy.
"Why does it smell like weed in here?"
"What? Huh, musta been ..
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This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in ..