Fucktard Contest Edit Meaning

1.

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

2.

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!

Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!

Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*

See fucktard, retard, jerk, mucho, drunk

3.

Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.

Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?

Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.

Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?

Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.

Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.

See committee, fucktards, fucktard, group, meeting, business, democrats, republicans

4.

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!