What is Fucktastrophe?
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1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.
2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe
Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"
Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"
Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"
Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"
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when sex goes horribly wrong.
Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....
Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!
Dave: Whyzzat?
Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T
Dave: XD
sex catastrophe fuck horrible owned
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Someone who is hopelessly convinced of something that has no chance of happening.
Bill: Hey, Ned actually thinks he's gonna get la..
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The act of masturbating while simultaneously petting your pet of choice, preferably a dog.
Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.
I got ho..
