Fucktastrophe

What is Fucktastrophe?


1.

1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.

2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe

Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"

Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"

Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"

Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"

See catastrophe, fucktastrophy, catastrophic

2.

when sex goes horribly wrong.

Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....

Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!

Dave: Whyzzat?

Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T

Dave: XD

sexcatastrophefuckhorrible owned

See catastrophe, owned, fuck, sex, lol


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