What is Fucktify?
1.
Means simply 'I do not'
Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."
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2.
To make something, that was not already, fucked. Often to the extremes.
why the fuck did you fucken fucktify that you fuck?
3.
To complicate or overcomplicate such that the actual act, issue or reference is obscured beyond necessity or understanding.
Why did you fucking script and photoshop and imageready and fucktify everything on that site?
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4.
To rectify a problem or mistake by using sexual acts or favors. To set something right with sex.
"You comin' to the game tonight?"
"Nah man, Sharon is pissed I ditched her last night so I gotta go fucktify that shit."
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