Fucktion

What is Fucktion?

1.

the heat generated by having sex

Gosh, it was cold in here a few minutes ago, but it's warm now--must be the fucktion

2.

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the

mind.

Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"

Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"

Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"

Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."

See function, math, calculus, schoolwork

3.

Similar to fiction; Tale of sex that never actually happened.

Ummm...Remember when I said I fucked Becky and her mom simultaneously? That was actually fucktion.

See fiction, fuction, function

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