Fuckwank Edit Meaning

1.

fuckwank n, The name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.

fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.

fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.

n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't seen them all week.'

'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.

adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'

adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'

See management, information, manager, drivel, issue, objective

2.

basically a fucking wanker

get lost you stupid little fuckwank!

3.

1) Often used as an insult to people who force their presence upon you just because you know them.

2) General curse

1) Person with frinds: 'Get lost you fuckwank!'

2) 'Oh fuckwank! I got pwndby a noob

See noob, pwn, pwned, insult, curse

4.

Imagining having sex whilst masturbating.

Only really appropriate for people that generally imagine something other than sex, and so rarely useful.

Some odd bastard: 'I had a fuckwank the other day.'

His similarly-minded buddy: 'You sick freak!'

See wank, toss, crackerjack, wanky, wankfuck