What is Fuction?
1.
Like fiction, however proper diction indicates a more widespread chaotic pattern of unreal events.
Billy Jo was spotted making out with her cousin. And to top it off, they were on the steps of the newly built church down on Main Street. Stranger than fuction, I say!
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2.
The farting sound that occurs during sex, either from air being forced in and out of the vagina by the penis, or from the suction created from the moist sweaty skin of two people moving on top of each other.
I was screwing my girl last night, when all of a sudden her pussy started quiefing. Man, we had some fuction going on!
3.
When a person or group performs a function and royally F!@#$ it up!
Etymology: UD for dumbsh!t move.
(Insert your department here) is performing quite the fuction with their new process.
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