What is Fudgie?
1.
a tourist, typically middle-aged and often overweight, who enjoys fudge and similar confections, especially in places like Mackinac Island Michigan or Door County Wisconsin.
"My God, Clark, you almost ran over that fudgie."
2.
A sticky, janky, sketchy situation or thing
the cops are right behind us and we're smokin a joint. it's a fudgie situation.
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3.
Nickname for an overly proud fraternity boy. One who wears his letters and constantly talks about his 'brothers'.
Also applies to annoying rich kids who show off their toys at parties.
Derived from fudgepacker, because everyone knows that frat boys are gay.
Fudgie was wearing his pink Polo shirt with the collar popped while bragging about the intra-frat circle jerk he organized during Greek week.
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4.
To give a blow job directly after anal sex with shit on the dick.
Dayum dat hoe gives fudgies!
Dats gross.
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5.
Being in a drunken state.
A term used in place of the dreaded "D" word.
There are several levels of Fudgieness.
Ingredients: Slightly tipsy
Mixed: Drunk
Baked: Intoxicated
Burned: Incapacitated or dead.
There are also rules for being Fudgie, which can be found in the Fudgie Rules Book.
I got a bit Fudgie, danced like a fool, and snogged a random bloke
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6.
Feces, poop, crap, shit; what is made in the defication process; etc.
Dayum bitch made fudgie!
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7.
A person not of African race who will defend them/mimic them.
"The fat white bitch married the black man"
"That white bitch is such a fudgie, she goes to the same church as Barrack Obama and even defended Jeremiah Wright"
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