What is Fudunk?
1.
v. the act of slapping a member of the female gender across the face region with an erect penis, usually resulting in a mushroom-shaped imprint on the slapped area.
I fudunked her good last night across the face region with my erect penis, and then developed a sudden and unexplainable urge for some mushrooms.
2.
The act of hitting someone in the face with a penis.
I fedunked the bitch when she refused to give me head.
3.
Full Unit Designation UNKnown. Decades-old military acronym.
Wash the mud offa that FUDUNK Jeep on the double!
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4.
v., what happens to you when you take a very hard test (in school, standardized, or otherwise) and afterward you feel mentally exhausted and brain-fried
Man, that BC Calculus exam fudunked really bad yesterday; I am not ready to start studying for the AP Chem test yet.
5.
okay look people, this word does not mean smacking someone with your penis.
That word would be
I should mushroom slap the person who thinks fudunk means "to smack in the face with ones penis"
How dare you
6.
An exclamation that a male screams when he is constipated.
Fudunk! I haven't crapped in four days.
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