Fuffin

What is Fuffin?


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(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.

Despite the horrified look on the salesgirl's face, Eunice purchased the puce Kate Spade espadrilles, threw her isotoner slippers in the garbage and promptly took herself out for a milkshake to celebrate, her fuffins testing the tensile strength of the leather as she walked.

See cankle, fugly, busted, hideous, keck

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Fuffin

(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.

Despite the horrified look on the salesgirl's face, Eunice purchased the puce Kate Spade espadrilles, threw her isotoner slippers in the garbage and promptly took herself out for a milkshake to celebrate, her fuffins testing the tensile strength of the leather as she walked.

See cankle, fugly, busted, hideous, keck

3.

A combination of a fupa and a muffin top. Occurs when the fupa is so large that creates a muffin top effect.

Mabel should go on a diet, her fuffin is almost touching her titties.

See fupa, muffin top, gunt, pooch


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