Fuffs

What is Fuffs?


1.

Fucking Ugly Fat Friend(s)

Used to describe the inevitability of desirable (i.e hot) women having grotesque, often obese women befriend them, and therefore having these 'Fuffs'tag along with them at various gatherings such as clubs and parties (The end result being innocent men out looking for a piece of some fine poon getting frustrated to no end)

*Thanks to Mick Joel and all the boys who hate Fuffs!

"Those Fuff(s) are makin' me dry wretch damn it!"

"I'd love to go over and chat to that fine walking headjob, however the Fuff with the muffin top protruding beneath her saggy pathetic breasts bearing those hideous tumbleweed-esque nipples is certainly making me think twice!"

"Yo dude check out that Fuff! I name her 'Herpes Queen'(HAHAHA TAKE THAT MADISON!!!)"

"I'd hate to be the bloke who gets himself stuc with that Fuff"

"That Fuff should think about waxing her neck hair!"

See fugly, obese, muffin top, grotesque, hideous, boner killer


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