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Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.
Dave: So i heard you bought Ste..
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another word for vodka
potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.
See joose, potatoe..
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When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.
My Jewis..
