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Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.
Dave: So i heard you bought Ste..
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When you fuck a woman in the ass that has two or more hemroids
I was surprised to see I entered into a rocky spine when I saw hemroids ..
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Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.
That stupid wa..
