Fugly Bus

What is Fugly Bus?


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the mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins; usually arrives after your tenth drink.

Jose Contreras: Wow, where did all these aesthetically gifted women come from?

Bruce Lee: I assume the fugly bus came by a few drinks ago.

Jose Contreras: Shit... well, fuck it.

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